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Inspired by the man who sent memes to Mars and mocked Microsoft mid-crisis, MacroHard isn't just code. It's a protocol of defiance.

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July 19, 2024
Global Blue Screen Friday
July 19, 2024
Global Blue Screen Friday

July 19, 2024 — Global Blue Screen Friday

One update.

Hundreds of airports.

Thousands of companies.

Millions of machines.

All down.

We realized one thing: The future can't rely on centralized software. That's when MacroHard forked from the ashes.

WHY "MACROHARD"?

Microsoft =

Micro

+

Soft

MacroHard =

Macro

+

Hard

ROADMAP

Phase 0

Trademark registered

Got Musk’s nod (“Macrohard >> Microsoft”)

No lawsuits (yet)

Phase 1

- Testnet launch, agents begin to cause trouble

Phase 2

DAO agent coordination layer live; agent unions form

Phase 3

Integrate Ref and Farcaster; agents start shitposting

Phase 4

Hack Copilot (if they even notice)

Phase ∞

Everyone has an AI legion. Microsoft becomes nostalgic.

July 19, 2024
Global Blue Screen Friday
July 19, 2024
Global Blue Screen Friday

JOIN US OR STAY IN OFFICE 365

We’re not promising AI will replace you.

But we do promise: One day, you’ll kneel… before the degen agent you trained yourself.

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